From my friend David at work - he got it from a listserv hes on.
David S. (tu) says: I met the Buddha yesterday. He was sitting at a table in the middle of Wendy's, eating a bacon double-cheeseburger. I know if you meet the Buddha on the road, you are supposed to kill him, but I'm not sure what is proper procedure at a fast-food restaurant. "Aren't you Prince Siddartha, the 9th Avatar of Vishnu??" "Who's counting??" "In the drug-oriented society of today, is the use of drugs part of the middle path to enlightenment, or are drugs a distraction away from that path??" "Yes." So there is your answer. Then again, I just could have been harassing some random Indian dude trying to eat lunch. I'm not really sure. |